upset..

malam malam terakhir..

malam malam terakhir ku di JOHOR BAHRU adalah bersama mereka ini..-->steven chow , shot , acap , fiq , dinie , ari , sifu , alif..yg paling penting special guess steven chow sudi menghadirkan diri walaupon helmet hilang..haha giler dr bandar smpai setia tropika tak pakai helmet..

haha then dah hantar steven balik..ade lak kene tahan ngn polis kat pam minyak..dik mintak IC..?empat2 ea?haha..ni mak budak pompuan nie tau tak korang bawak anak dye kuar?haha bodo la abg polis tuh..haha
abg polis ; dik mari sini...
acap ; ye bang...
abg polis ; moto sape tuh?
acap ; saya bang..
abg polis ; moto ko ni ade saman..tp pendaftaran motokar..
acap ; yeah....haha
bodonye polis..motosikal ngn motokar pon ta kenal..hahaha

50 ways to get attention kaum "lelaki"

1. Sentiasa tersenyum dan jangan bersikap sombong apabila berinteraksi dengan mereka.
2. Pandai memasak adalah ciri-ciri utama mengapa lelaki mudah terpikat dengan anda.
3. Berpewatakan menarik mampu menarik minat mereka.
4. Jujur dan sentiasa merendah diri.
5. Lakukan apa yang dia suka dan jangan lakukan apa yang dia tidak suka.
6. Mempunyai bentuk badan yang menarik (terpulang kepada individu).
7. Mempunyai tingkah laku yang baik dan lemah lembut.
8. Pandai dalam memainkan peranan sebagai seorang wanita ketika berada di samping lelaki yang anda minati.
9. Jangan terlalu mengongkong.
10. Ketika berinteraksi dengan mereka jangan lupa gunakan bahasa tubuh yang anda ketahui seperti mata dan tangan.
11. Jaga cara pemakaian anda, seksi atau tidak terpulang kepada lelaki yang anda minati.
12. Sering memberikan kad ucapan buat si dia yang kamu minati untuk ‘plan’ pertama memikat dirinya.
13. Lelaki sukakan wanita yang suka berterus terang tanpa menyembunyikan sesuatu.
14. Apabila berhadapan dengan lelaki yang kamu minati, renungi matanya dan tunjukkan sifat humor kamu. Ini adalah taktik untuk memberitahu si dia bahawa kamu boleh didekati tetapi bukan bererti kamu ini perempuan murahan dan mudah didekati.
15. Jangan bersikap selalu jual mahal apabila berada bersama mereka.
16. Bijak menyesuaikan diri dalam apa jua keadaan.
17. Tidak mudah putus asa dan sentiasa berdiri di atas kaki sendiri tanpa meminta pertolongan dari orang lain.
18. Jangan suka bercakap benda yang tidak berfaedah ketika bercakap dengan mereka.
19. Jangan bandingkan ‘dia’ dengan lelaki-lelaki yang pernah kamu kenali.
20. Menjadi temannya ketika dia susah dan senang.
21. Lelaki suka kamu menjadi pendengar yang setia dan tidak suka wanita yang suka membangkang.
22. Yang paling penting lelaki suka dimanjai dengan belaian dan kata-kata yang romantik.
23. Bunyi derapan kasut ketika berjalan juga mampu menarik perhatian lelaki.
24. Lelaki tidak suka jika kamu memakai mekap yang terlalu tebal.
25. Mengetahui bila hari lahirnya.
26. Menghormati dirinya, keluarga dan teman-teman yang rapat dengannya.
27. Bersikap matang dalam tutur-kata dan tingkah laku. Lelaki tidak suka wanita yang bersikap terlalu kebudak-budakan.
28. Manja!
29. Jangan terlalu ‘excited’ ketika bertemu dan berbual dengannya. Contohnya berbual terlalu lama di telefon untuk perkenalan pertama.
30. Jangan terlalu bersikap ‘kelakian’ dan ganas dalam pergaulan.
31. Jangan terlalu menunjukkan bahawa kamu ini terlalu baik dan ‘perfect’.
32. Jangan perasan bahawa kamu ini mempunyai paras rupa yang jelita.
33. Sentiasa memegang prinsip sederhana dan tidak boros di dalam perbelanjaan.
34. Bersikap keibuan adalah antara tips yang perlu kamu titik beratkan.
35. Sentiasa bercakap lembut dengan mereka.
36. Ketahuilah mereka ini adalah golongan yang terlalu sensitif dan suka akan kelembutan apatah lagi dari seorang gadis.
37. Kenali siapa dirinya sebenarnya sebelum kamu memulakan langkah untuk memikat.
38. Lelaki sukakan wanita yang suka menjaga kulit. Jangan biarkan wajah kamu dipenuhi jerawat batu!
39. Aset penting bagi kamu untuk memikat lelaki adalah mata, punggung dan gaya langkah kamu yang kemas.
40. Jangan bersikap terlalu kuno.
41. Bertanya khabar sekurang-kurangnya dua kali seminggu agar tali persahabatan kamu dengannya tidak putus begitu sahaja. Mungkin suatu hari nanti sikap kamu yang terlalu mengambil berat mampu menarik perhatiannya.
42. Usia dan bentuk badan bukan menjadi ukuran yang penting tetapi kecerdikan, kejujuran dan tingkah laku yang bersopan-santun.
43. Lelaki sukakan seorang wanita yang beriman dan beragama namun begitu kamu tidaklah perlu terlalu alim.
44. Menunjukkan bahawa kamu bukanlah seorang gadis yang mudah dipermainkan.
45. Jangan terlalu merengek dan mengada-ngada.
46. Jangan tunjukkan kelemahan kamu ketika berada di samping lelaki yang kamu minati.
47. Lelaki sukakan wanita yang bijaksana dan matang serta mudah diajak berbincang.
48. Berjaya di dalam apa jua bidang yang kamu ceburi.
49. Tidak terlalu meminta dan jaga tata tertib kamu di meja makan.
50. Jangan terlalu over nanti lelaki akan meluat pula dengan kamu!

mati dgn senyuman

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat di sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca 
kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada 
penjaga bilik berkenaan.

Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?

Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua 
pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.

Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?

Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...

ngeh3 :DD

shopping??

yess!mmg aken oma shopping..haha disinilah tempat beliau shoping..JOHO concept store..proud to be JOHOREAN oke!!support hasil karya warga JOHO!!

haha ni lah yg aken oma beli..1 RED hoodie JOHO & 1 GREEN JOHO tees

tenx JOHO..next time aken oma dtg lg oke..about sale next month INSYAALLAH aken oma dtg store..

JOHO

Have you guys heard of JOHO? Well, I heard it for the first time from carlsamsudin.blogspot.com on a certain JB Anthology Workshop, which I eventually attended. JOHO is not an association, nor is it an organisation. The name 'JOHO' is not an abbreviation of any sort...it's just "joho". Why? They rationalise that when people pronounce the state of Johor (in Malay)...it's pronounce with a silent 'R'. So it becomes 'Joho' instead of 'Johor' with an 'R'. Simple...huh?  JOHO is a community set-up by a bunch of young guys...with the objective to promote the talents of young Johoreans in all sorts of art - expressionists, artists, photographers, film-makers, copywriters...etc.

JOHO is an Active/Creative MOVEMENT di JOHOR DARUL TAKZIM. We strongly believe our Arts,Heritage and Culture perlu dinaikkan lagi tarafnya di negeri kita ini. Sila berdiskusi/Share benda-benda yang related to what we are doing here. Kepada yang bawah 18 tahun sila ambik perhatian..disini ialah untuk kita belajar dan mengenali sesama sendiri mengikut interest masing-masing. 

My first ever entry in this awesome portal. And what better way for me to have a humble start than writing about me being a proud Johorian.

For me Johor, or specifically JB is a place so personal, so close to my heart that it is MORE than the place I'm staying, more than just a hometown.

JB is the place where everything happened. Be it either significant or insignificant, JB is the place where every single molecule of my being and soul was built, created, invented, developed and even distorted. I grew up with tempe, epok-epok, KFC Holiday Plaza, pecal, gebor, air jarang and any Johor authentic word, you name it! Hehe.

I remember during my childhood years, Holiday Plaza was for Hari Raya and its kids electric car outside the complex, Kerry's for the McDonalds, The Store Sentosa for monthly shopping, Komtar was for Kebayan and Segget was for JB very own 'Hard Rock'.

When I was a jumpy teenager after puberty *ahem*, meaning my lower secondary years, the most prominent place would be... yeaa.. CITY SQUARE. Right now I don't even know how I wasted my time back then lepaking in CS the whole afternoon after school. Hah, semua baik mengaku siapa yang habis sekolah terus pegi CS with your uniform?? Haa.. jangan tak ngaku eh. Watching movies when we had the money, lepaking in Kebayan Komtar eating the scrumptious roti john (ingat tak roti john komtar?? ingat pls2!), cuci mata loitering just outside CS and using Mom and Dad's money to treat ourselves with Roibo, Vivo, Pizza Hut Komtar, McD, Roti Boy and Takoyaki. And then we walked to Kotaraya, tapi kena lalu Menara Ansar sebab nak air-cond to go to the game arcade. Looking back, I would sigh of the... I can't find a suitable word in English, but what the teenagers my age back then would say is 'agas'. Haha. I never imagined I'll be calling myself an 'agas'. Cis.
I went studying in Melaka. Staying in Melaka made me become half a betrayer to JB. I got my first (and hopefully last) disastrous heartbreak in JB so I took refuge in Melaka. I love Melaka. At that particular moment I saw Melaka as colourful, joyous, culturally enriched country, compared to JB where it was all gloomy, heartbreaking and silent. I think it was more to a personal reason why I'd rather stayed in Melaka than JB.But then I found a realistic reason for it. The difference between Melaka and JB was that in Melaka I can easily get access to continue my passion
 I was amazed by the effort because if you compared Melaka to JB, I believe JB has a lot more authentic cultural treasure. But then, the movement was sadly, silent, very silent.

But lately, I noticed that SOMETHING has shaken Johor, particularly JB, quite hard that some government lazy bums already feel uneasy, some sleepy organizations wake up from their sleep and some enthusiastic peeps walk out of their comfort zone to try something new and fresh.

And yes, for all of the above, thanks to JOHO. JOHO gives new breath to the lifestyle in JB. It's just been a year but the achievement and the transformation of JB is equal to 5 years of almost-immobile cultural development. The members have put their blood and guts and whatnot to make it happens. I admire their passion and persistence to save Johor from becoming CULTURALLY EXTINCT.

Staying in JB after I finished my study is such a bliss. I love JB like I never love before. I even don't miss Melaka that much and yeah, my plans to work in Melaka just vanished because I know, JB is where I belong. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik di negeri sendiri. I may be going away from JB again to further my study and people may say that I'm such a hypocrite by looking at my non-evident contribution to my country. But wherever I go, I love Johor. And JOHO loves Johor. I believe that Johor needs JOHO and the supporters to keep Johor alive. I support the passion JOHO tries to outlive. And for haters out there, speak only when you ACTUALLY HAVE better things to show. If not. Just sit silently in the corner you've been hiding yourselves in.

And JOHO, thanks again. Keep on rocking!

popia khas buat ibu

melawat adik yg masuk hostel

haha diam ta diam adik aq sowang ni apply jd PENGAWAS...haha mak ai..gile lah dik..nk gelak ta tahan..tu pon seb bek mama ckp..law tak abg ta tau..
ooo pndai ea nk simpan rahsia..haha..tapela..neway blaja rajin2..struggle for ur SPM..wat yg terbaik..

p/s ; jangan lupe habiskn McD yg abg bawak tuh..!!

sayang adik!!<3

sufi

sufi syuhada asahari

Sufi selangkah tirai kasihmu ku buka
Engkau serahkan cinta hingga dirimu tiada
Kasih sufi kau rela pilih derita di dunia
Biar rebah di hina kau tak berubah

Kau menguasai selautan
Yang tersembunyi di genggaman
Nafi dan isbat kau sandingkan
Sebagai tali pegangan

Sufi kau hilang di pandangan
Ada di dalam kenikmatan
Engkau dan dia pasti tidak akan terpisah
Andai tertutup tirai sufi
Yang terang tidak nampak terang
Inilah siksa menyakitkan sepanjang jalan

Inginku tempuh titianmu
Dari kekasih ke kekasih
Pengabdianku bersamamu kasih
Biar rebah di hina kau tak berubah

Let me Love You

Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was very much in love with this girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small executive in his company, his future doesn't seemed too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualise any future for the both of them, so let's go their own ways there and then... heartbroken, the guy agreed.
When he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all these hardwork and with the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company...
"You never fail until you stop trying." he always told himself. "I must make it in life!"
One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realise those were his ex-girlfriend's parents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same anymore, he had his own company, car, condo, etc. He had made it in life!
Before the guy can realise, the couple was walking towards a cemetary,and he got out of his car and followed them...and he saw his ex-girlfriend, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone... and he saw his precious papercranes in a bottle placed beside her tomb. Her parents saw him. He walked over and asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was stricken ill with cancer. In her heart, she had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want her illness to be his obstacle ... therefore she had chosen to leave him.
She had wanted her parents to put his papercranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again he can take some of those back with him. The guy just wept ...the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them but knowing you can't have them and will never see them again.
The End."
A tragic story that perhaps happens only in the movies. At the end of the day, money is money is money but love is divine. In our quest for our material wealth, take time to make time for our loved ones. There will be a time when we have only memories to cling to.
Take this weekend to show our "love" to all that are close to us.